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Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.

canadianslut:

*opens 27 snapchats and doesn’t reply to a single one*

shaxaphone:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

1. sugar 
2. honey 
3. flour 
4. egg 
5. 1/2lb butter 
6. stir 
7. pour into pan 
8. preheat to 375°